Just because i’ll always love this game and this joke.
(Source: moonmolt, via ohbabyitslucasarts)
Also full body so you guys can see the
stupidshort-shorts/playing up that I’m a damn crossdresser thing I decided to pull.Whoa. Whoa. Any girl who crossdresses as Ness is NOT LAME. Give this girl a medal!
(Source: jirachiwishmaker)
Acne is the most relative thing on your body. Think about that next time you see a woman’s blemish free face. What can’t you see below that mini skirt…
P.S. To all the insecure girls on tumblr. Now now. No offense. Just thoughts. Though i think most of you are still in high or middle school. Trust me. These things don’t matter so much after you leave. Every thing becomes a choice. etc. etc. *offers napkin & a DVD copy of “The Notebook” * Go nuts, kid.
This picture was proved a fake a long time a go. It was an internet gag a few years back. The point is pretty clear. This crap isn’t in your food, but some other crap is. Don’t take everything you see as proof.
I will never again have fast food , nasty.What is this, you ask?
This is where your chicken nuggets come from.
Someone figured out in the 1960s that meat processors can eek out a few more percent of profit from chickens, turkeys, pigs, and cows by scraping the bones 100% clean of meat. This is done by machines, not humans, by passing bones leftover after the initial cutting through a high pressure sieve. The paste you see in the picture above is the result.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
oh .. this is amazingg, i reblogged & i got 460 messages .
weird, i only got 18
67 FUCK YEAH
omg i love this! it gave me 13 messages :DDDDDD
wooah?? this shits legit… i got 26:D
what the shit?! this is awesome!
You are all shitting me.
LOOK YOU GUISESSSSS, IT WOOOOOOORKS.
HEHE. :))
Try. :))))
is this real?
seriously?
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
HO SHIT!
It works, man!
oh myyy
If this works. I’ll wee.
30 messages :P
holy fuck 39 messages!!!!
-.-
(via starryeyed1990)
i essentially don’t know what i’m doing
HE’S GONNA TOUCH THE BUTT
hjgfghdgkljkl.
I’ve lost all sort of control.
NO NEMO DON’T DO IT
I am screeching
I TOUCHED THE BUTT
SWEET CHEESUS I CAN’T BREATHE
NO NEMO NO
OMG losing my shit you guys.
YYY? NO NO! NO! NEMO! THINK ABOUT THIS! YOU STUPID ASS FISH!
(via jirachiwishmaker)